Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Potpourri

For you today, some diversions from ye olde daily routine.

First, Logan has discovered (through his sad World of Warcraft addiction) a website that allows you to subtitle foreign film clips (Indian, 20-30 seconds). It is basically Mystery Science Theatre with your own funny lines. It is good for a lark for us at work, because the hours of the day go by very slowly.

Included is one of Logan's masterpieces, "The Poopy" ... I never said it was high-brow humor.

Secondly, did you know that there are World Beard and Moustache Championships? I didn't either. But there is a website devoted to this competition, with events ranging from the "Full Beard Natural" category, to the "Partial Beard Freestyle" category, the fun never stops. Lastyear's events were held in Brighton, England and the next World Championships will be held in 2009 in Anchorage, Alaska. Most of the beardsmen are from either the United States, Germany, or Sweden. I don't know if that has any significance, just thought I'd mention it. For a game you can play, navigate the site to find the beardsman who was formerly a "pizza delivery professional"

Tertiary, Micah introduced me to the concept of Extreme Ironing a few years back. He knows I love to iron (which I still do) and came across this activity somehow, someway. If you love ironing as much as I do (like you always pick the Iron when playing Monopoly), we should organize some sort of extreme ironing adventure... but I'm not jumping out of a plane. They also have a website and are very organized (as you would expect from a group of ironers)

Here are things that would be cool to do:






Sunday, April 20, 2008

Rodenticide is NOT for dogs.

So this week was probably the most hectic and trying of Jen and I's young marriage. On one hand, that means that we are pretty lucky that we haven't faced bigger problems, but on the other hand, it still sucked to go through it.

On Monday when I got home from work, I discovered our dog Yoshi was bleeding from his wang. I'm no veterinarian, but I know that isn't normal. I rushed him up the street to our Vet's office (conveniently located about 2/10 of a mile away) and they immediately had him come back into the exam room. X-rays were taken and Dr. Hale (Vet) concluded it was most likely an infection, as no stones were found in the X-rays and Yoshi at 2 yrs. old isn't a likely cancer candidate. We were sent home with an antibiotic and some pain meds for our pup. We were nervous, because Yoshi was still dripping blood and was growing increasingly depressed. He wouldn't eat or drink, and had great difficulty sleeping because of the pain he was in.

By the next morning, we expected the bleeding to subside, yet it was still steady. Jen stayed home from work and took him back to the Vet. Once there, blood-work was done and his red-blood cell count and platelet count were low, and the Vet was worried. By 3 o'clock, Yoshi was not improving, instead he was rapidly getting worse. His blood wasn't clotting and he continued to lose it. I was summoned from work with instructions that we had to get Yoshi to the Veterinary Hospital in Gainesville ASAP. When I arrived around 4:15, Yoshi was immediately loaded into the backseat, with several blankets and hot water bottles to keep his temperature up (his feet were quite cold... which was quite unnerving). Our makeshift doggy-ambulance hit I-10 around 4:40 and we reached Gainesville around 6:20. The drive down was very scary, and I feared we would lose him along the way. One saving grace was Jen's constant work of rubbing him to promote warmth and talking to him to keep him awake and alert. His breathing was shallow and blood-pressure very low when we arrived.

Again, he was rushed back to the exam room and work was immediately begun to keep our little boy alive. After deciding (which in and of itself was difficult for financial reasons) to go ahead with all the necessary tests/treatments to make Yoshi as good as new. Looking back, it was almost silly that we worried about the finances, because in our minds, money can be replaced and Yoshi can't be.

We went about finding a place to lay our heads in Gainesville, and Jason D. Wiggins was gracious enough to donate a one-night hotel stay he had won in a raffle to us. So we went to the hotel, laid down, and worried.

Overnight, Yoshi received a blood transfusion and and plasma booster. In the morning he wasn't much better, but we learned the results of his blood-work from the previous night. He arrived with a red-blood cell count of 11, under 10 is supposed to be fatal and 40-45 is normal for dogs. So we arrived just in time. In the morning it had already doubled to 22, but his clotting factor (platelets) were still precariously low. The Vet on call that night seemed confident that rodenticide (rat poison) was the culprit. The results in the morning were consistent with that diagnosis. Rat poison causes animals clotting to go haywire, eventually killing them.

Yoshi probably consumed it at my parent's house, or at Grandpa's, a week before this all started (it takes one or two weeks to manifest itself). We don't blame them or anything, but we are pretty sure it was at one of those two places.

Throughout the day Wednesday we sat and waited around Gainesville to hear more about our pup. Around 1 o'clock we got to see him for the first time, he was droopy and kinda sedated, but we walked him around a bit outside. To kill time and take our minds off of the events at hand, we went and saw a movie (by the way, Leatherheads isn't that good).

That afternoon Dr. Spect (Gainesville Vet, great guy) informed us Yoshi would have to stay another day for observation and he assured us everything was progressing normally. So we came home because we both had to work Thursday.

After work Thursday, we headed down to Gainesville again to pick up our healthy (-ier) little Shiba Inu. We arrived, the bill was less than we thought, and our dog got a free haircut! (Not really a free haircut, he just had a shaved belly and abdomen because they did an ultrasound on him). His platelet count had tripled in 24 hours and his red-blood cell count was recovering. He should be back to completely normal levels within 2 weeks. He needs Vitamin K every day for 6-8 weeks to keep fighting the anti-coagulants in his system and due to severe trauma to his bladder (3 cathederizations, internal bleeding, and possible clotting) he will continue to leak pee-pee for a week or so (we hope it's only a week). He is pretty much his normal self, his appetite is back and he is generally playful again. He is pretty sensitive about other dogs messing with him, so the Dog Park will have to be put on hold for another week or so.

All in all, it had ended happily... but I never want to go through this again.



Friday, April 18, 2008

Crazy Cup Stacking!!!

6.69 seconds.

I seriously used to do this for an hour every day when I worked at Hawks Rise Elementary. My best time was 9.7 seconds, but most of the time I was around 11 or 12 seconds.

This kid recently set the world record at 6.21 seconds for the full "cycle". (I couldn't find the video anywhere online, but I did see it on PTI)

The "cycle" includes 3 individual stacking formations, a 3-6-3, a 6-6, and a 10 to finish.

This activity is becoming very popular in elementary schools all 'round the country, promoting hand-eye coordination and dexterity. Honestly, I love cup stacking (I know, I'm weird) but the kids of this generation don't need more hand-eye coordination and dexterity (our old excuse about how video games were good for you)... they really just need to run and learn how to enjoy actual exercise.

Even more Crazy Cup Stacking!!!

Check out this little kid, the world record holder.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Lish told me to...

So here it is, my selections for my All-NBA Team (per the parameters set forth by Lish himself, 2-3 Hall of Famers, at least one current player). A team that could play well together, on the court and off (unlike the 12 players, 12 cabs 2007-2008 NY Knickerbockers), as well as a team that could pretty much walk on to any court anywhere and never get beat.

At the point, John Stockton

"There absolutely, positively, will never be another John Stockton - ever." - Karl Malone

The all-time assists (15,806) and steals (3,265) leader, Stockon not only had great seasons, but amazing seasons, year-in and year-out. He is the model of consistency that typifies the PG position, playing in all 82 games for 17 of his 19 years. Not only did he distribute the rock with extreme efficiency, he shot an astounding .515 from the field for his career, good for a big-man... great for a guard. He led his team to the playoffs every year he was in the league, guiding them to two Western Conference Championships, only to be derailed by the Jordan Bulls and Jordan's infamous push-off.

Awards and recognitions: All-NBA First Team twice, All-NBA Second Team 6 times, All-NBA Third Team 3 times. All-NBA Defensive Team (Second Team) 5 Times. 10-Time NBA All-Star. Olympic Gold Medalist in '92 and '96.

At Shooting Guard, Reggie Miller

"He's the kind of guy, when you play against him, you want to smack him. But when you play with him, you have his back." - Patrick Ewing

While he pales in comparison to his sister Cheryl, Reggie can shoot the 3. On my team I need someone whose lone responsibility is to curl off screens and force defenders to guard out to 24-25 ft. No one has ever done this better than Reggie Miller. At the time of his retirement he was the NBA's all-time leader in 3-Point FG's made. While never reaching the pinnacle of an NBA Championship (not his fault, the next best player on the team was Rik Smits... come on... Rik Smits???), Miller was certainly clutch in big games, proving season after season that the 4th Quarter was indeed, Miller Time.

Awards and Recognitions: 5-Time NBA All-Star, 1994 World Championship Gold Medalist, 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist.

On the wing, Tayshaun Prince

Not for use by children 3 and under, for they could poke their eye out with his pointy knees, elbows, and more elbows. At first glance, you might think the poor man needs a cheeseburger... however, he is one of the hardest working young players in the NBA today. He is an absolute lockdown defender on the ball, capable of guarding any position 2-4 (1 or 5 in a pinch) and is a great help defender off-the-ball. He is so good, he can even embarass other players on my team (evidenced by his unreal block of Reggie Miller in the 2004 Playoffs). As Lish pointed out, he doesn't need the ball in his hands to succeed, and already plays on the most selfless team in the Association, so transitioning to a team where the other players need more touches than he does wouldn't hurt his ego one bit.

Awards and Recognitions: NBA All-Defensive Second Team twice.



Power Forward, Dirk Nowitzki

Dirk, the reigning league MVP, has been by far the most successful European player in NBA history. After trail-blazers such as Drazen Petrovic and the aforementioned Rik Smits, Nowitzki arrived in the wave of European players that has produced great players such as Peja Stojakovic and Hedo Turkoglu. Nowitzki, in a scant 9 seasons, has already become the Dallas Mavericks all-time leading scorer. His defense leaves something to be desired, but he has shown steady improvement throughout his career. In addition to all that, I think Dirk is the one player who would improve the pick-and-roll that Stockton and Malone perfected in Utah. Dirk (arguably) has a better jumper than Karl and is just as adept at driving to the basket. Dirk also offers longer range than nearly all power forwards in league history, leaving his center room to operate without fears of a double-team.

Awards and Recognition: NBA MVP - 2007, All-NBA First Team thrice, All-NBA Second Team twice, All-NBA Third Team twice. NBA 3-Point Shootout Champion - 2006.

Holding down the post, (H)Akeem Olajuwon

"You don't solve Hakeem" - David Robinson

"He's got about 5 moves, then 4 countermoves. That gives him about 20 moves." - Shaquille O'Neal


The Dream, an athletic big man from Nigeria was the first player to capture the MVP, the Defensive Player of the Year, and the Finals MVP all in the same season ('93-'94). He led those '93-'94 Rockets, as well as the following year's squad, to Back-to-Back NBA Championships, giving my team the champion's mentality that it needs. Of course, Michael Jordan playing baseball didn't hurt those Rockets teams... but that is a story for another day. His defense in the middle allows for a weaker defensive player at the 4 (Nowitzki) and his athleticism doesn't slow down a team, as many centers do. He is also one of only 4 (and the most recent) players to ever record a quadruple-double.

Awards and Recognitions: NBA MVP - 1994. Finals MVP twice. Defensive Player of the Year twice. All-NBA First Team 6 times, All-NBA Second Team thrice, All-NBA Third Team thrice. All-NBA Defensive Team 5 times. 12-Time NBA All-Star. Olympic Gold Medalist 1996.

Coming off the Bench, Dennis Rodman

Thought of as a key contributor to 5 NBA Championship teams, Dennis Rodman spent about half of his career coming off the bench, so I figure that qualifies him for being a "6th" man.

A hard-worker, tenacious defender, and instinctive rebounder who never quite lost his love for the short-shorts (so he and Stockton would get along just fine), Rodman is the perfect addition to any team, coming off the bench to add energy and can substitute for either forward position or at center. He is not a selfish player and rarely takes offensive initiative, unless it comes from a rebound putback. When he does shoot, it's high%, Rodman posted a career FG% of .521.

Awards and Recognitions: All-NBA Third Team, twice. NBA All-Star, twice. NBA Defensive Player of the Year, twice. All-NBA Defensive Team, 8 Times. Led League in Rebounds 7 Times.