So Meredith (lil sis) called me today to announce she had found some odd picture of me somewhere on the WWW. It is a guy hanging out near black people (sounds like me), with a goofy grin (sounds like me), and striking an awkward pose (again, sounds like me.)
The thing is, it isn't me. I was never that tall, thin, or owned that shirt. She found my
doppelgänger. I'm kinda freakin' out right now, cause the dude does look an awful lot like me... enjoy.