Go School, Go!

Read this.

Nice story about an NFL player giving up oodles of money for an offseason workout plan in order to finish his college degree.

We need more stories like this.

JUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stokes loves jumping.

We have the evidence to prove it:

Dreams

So, last night I had a dream that both my brother (Erik) and my father were professors of History at UF, and that I found a job as a professor there (because an undergraduate degree in History totally qualifies you to teach at UF).

I got there my first day and was informed I would be teaching British Military History and.... drum roll please..... a class entitled "The Persian influence on Thailand and Vietnam"

I can only imagine starting my lecture during the first class of the semester:

"There is none."

Dreams are weird.

Alice in Wonderland

So, the new Tim Burton joint is coming out in the coming weeks... a surrealistic sequel to the Lewis Carroll/Disney class "Through the Looking Glass" or "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" or "Alice in Wonderland" (Way too many variations of a title...)

Johnny Depp is portraying the Mad Hatter, the mercury-high host of the tea party in the original story.

My real question is: Why in the world do you cast Johnny Depp when you obviously were going to use makeup to make him look just like Elijah Wood? They both play crazy/insane very well... and Elijah Wood is already pretty creepy. I think they could've saved some money by paying Wood half of what they gave Depp.

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